blue #
= weekly pop chart peak
| 1 | My Bologna | Feb 1980 |  |
| 2 | Another One Rides The Bus | Mar 1981 | |
| 3 | Ricky | May 1983 | |
| 4 | I Love Rocky Road | Aug 1983 | |
| 5 | Eat It | 10 | Mar 1984 | |
| 6 | King Of Suede | May 1984 | |
| 7 | I Lost On Jeopardy | Jul 1984 | |
| 8 | This Is The Life | Dec 1984 | |
| 9 | Like A Surgeon | 29 | Jun 1985 | |
| 10 | I Want A New Duck | Jul 1985 | |
| 11 | One More Minute | Sep 1985 | |
| 12 | Hooked On Polkas | 1985 | |
| 13 | Yoda | 1985 | |
| 14 | Dare To Be Stupid | Aug 1986 | |
| 15 | Christmas At Ground Zero | Dec 1986 | |
| 16 | Living With A Hernia | Jan 1987 | |
| 17 | Fat | May 1988 | |
| 18 | Lasagna | Jun 1988 | |
| 19 | I Think I'm A Clone Now | Jun 1988 | |
| 20 | UHF | Aug 1989 | |
| 21 | Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies | Sep 1989 | |
| 22 | Isle Thing | Sep 1989 | |
| 23 | Smells Like Nirvana | 12 | May 1992 | |
| 24 | You Don't Love Me Anymore | Jul 1992 | |
| 25 | Taco Grande | Sep 1992 | |
| 26 | Jurassic Park | Oct 1993 | |
| 27 | Achy Breaky Song | 1993 | |
| 28 | Bedrock Anthem | May 1994 | |
| 29 | Headline News | Oct 1994 | |
| 30 | Amish Paradise | Apr 1996 | |
| 31 | Spy Hard | Jun 1996 | |
| 32 | Gump | Jun 1996 | |
| 33 | The Night Santa Went Crazy | Dec 1996 | |
| 34 | The Saga Begins | Jul 1999 | |
| 35 | It's All About The Pentiums | Sep 1999 | |
| 36 | Polka Power! | Oct 1999 | |
| 37 | Pretty Fly For A Rabbi | Dec 1999 | |
| 38 | Polkamon | Jul 2000 | |
| 39 | Bob | Jun 2003 | |
| 40 | You're Pitiful | Jul 2006 | |
| 41 | Don't Download This Song | Sep 2006 | |
| 42 | Close But No Cigar | Oct 2006 | |
| 43 | Weasel Stomping Day | Oct 2006 | |
| 44 | Canadian Idiot | Oct 2006 | |
| 45 | Do I Creep You Out | Oct 2006 | |
| 46 | White & Nerdy | Oct 2006 | |
| 47 | Virus Alert | 2006 | |
| 48 | Pancreas | 2006 | |
| 49 | I'll Sue Ya | 2006 | |
| 50 | eBay | Feb 2007 | |
| 51 | Trapped In The Drive-Thru | Mar 2007 | |
| 52 | Whatever You Like | Nov 2008 | |
| 53 | True Player For Real | May 2009 | |
| MC Lars & Weird Al Yankovic & Wheatus |
| 54 | Craigslist | Jun 2009 | |
| 55 | Skipper Dan | Jul 2009 | |
| 56 | CNR | Aug 2009 | |
| 57 | Ringtone | Sep 2009 | |
| 58 | Perform This Way | May 2011 | |
| 59 | Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me | Jul 2011 | |
| 60 | Party In The CIA | Jul 2011 | |
| 61 | Circus Parade | Sep 2011 | |
| 62 | Polka Face | Oct 2011 | |
| 63 | If That Isn't Love | 2011 | |
| 64 | TMZ | 2011 | |
| 65 | Word Crimes | Jul 2014 | |
| 66 | Foil | Aug 2014 | |
| 67 | First World Problems | 2014 | |
| 68 | Handy | 2014 | |
| 69 | Lame Claim To Fame | 2014 | |
| 70 | Mission Statement | 2014 | |
| 71 | Sports Song | 2014 | |
| 72 | Tacky | 2014 | |